Earthworm stories
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Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Introducing Earthworm Woman
A meeting was called for the Birds of Prey. Oracle, confined to a wheelchair, escorted a young, busty, brown-eyed, athletic girl before the group and introduced her as Earthworm Woman (EW). Poison Ivy (PI) drank in EW. She noticed that EW was wearing a brown and pink costume that included a hood and goggles. PI also noticed that EW's earthworm insignia was blazened across her chest. PI's heart skipped a beat.
Oracle asked EW to describe her special powers. She said that she has the power to burrow through earth at high speed, Hence the hood and goggles. She has a special radar sense allowing her to "see" what's going on underground. While underground she can sense what is going on above ground.
EW can detect rocks, tree roots and other obstacles underground. She can, cause things to decompose at will, she is extremely flexible and very strong. Since she only recently gained her powers, the full extent of said powers was unknown. If needed she could run fast.
Oracle assigned Black Canary (BC) to work with EW and see if she is Birds of Prey material. After the meeting PI asked EW what her story was. EW said "To understand me, you need to realize I love earthworms, they are beautiful wonderful creatures." She said she was studying earthworms for her doctoral dissertation She said that she was hit by lightning as she was conducting an earthworm census. She said further that she gained her new powers as a result of the lightning strike. She finished her doctoral program and received her PhD not long ago. They got on BG's motor cycle and EW held on tight as they began their patrol.
BC reported to Oracle that the patrol was uneventful but that EW kept her cool and showed during the patrol. It was decided to give EW more training. EW's alter ego worked as a research scientist at a Wayne Industries financed lab.
Friday, July 31, 2015
An Earthworm's Rescue
I'm an earthworm. I try to stay on the soil and not get noticed. One night there was a terrible rainstorm. I burrowed a little deeper into the soil but the rainwater engulfed me. I was caught in the movement of the water. And it carried me helplessly out into a parking lot and deposited me into the center.
I knew I had to get off the parking lot and began wriggling towards what I hoped would be an escape. I kept going as the run rose and began drying up the asphalt. It was very abbrasive on my sensitive, soft body. I was starting to dry out but kept struggling.
Suddenly I was gently picked up by a beautiful angel. She carried me somewhere and began to rehydrate me and let me rest comfortably. The next night she reintroduced me to the soil. It felt so good to be back into the dirt. I love my angel and would do anything for her. I will remember her for as long as I can remember!
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